I can’t stand people who always have to have the best or worst or most extreme of something. Do you know what i mean? what do you call those people? One-uppers? holier than thou? or just plan old annoying?
you say: my head hurts
they say: omg, i have the worst migrane EVER
you say: i just found $5
they say: once, when i was backpacking through Europe, i found a thousand euros in the street
you say: this cookie is good
they say: man, i made the BEST tiramisu last weekend
you say: i want these shoes, but i’m broke
they say: i’m soooo poor i had to eat ramen for a week
who wants to talk to these people?